Dating Application Form

Application To Date My Daughter

1.  Name_________________________ Date of Birth____________

2.  Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________

3.  Social Security # ______________ Driver’s licence #__________

4.  Boy Scout Rank_____________________________________

5.  Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____

6.  Do you have one male and one female parent? ____________

If no, explain answer _________________________________

7.  Number of years parents married ________________________

8.  Do you own a van? _______ A truck with oversized tires?______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? _______ Do you have a tattoo?_________ (if yes to any of #8, discontinue application and leave the premises)

9.  In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? ____________ ____________________________________________________.

10. In 50 words or less, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!”  mean to you? __________________________________________________________.

11. Church you attend _______________ How often do you attend? ______________________

12. When is the best time to interview you father, mother, and bishop?  Father ____________ Mother___________   Bishop__________

13. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer all questions freely, all answers are confidential (that means I won’t tell anyone ever — promise)

A. If I were shot, the last place I would want to be wounded is in the __________________

B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ____________

C. A woman’s place is in the _________________________

D. The one thing I hope this application doesn’t ask is________________________________________

E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is ______________

14. What do you want to be “if” you grow up? ________________

15. Are you willing to wear an electronic tracking device? _______

I swear all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, crucifixion, electrocution, Chinese water torture, and red hot pokers.

Signature ________________________

Thank-you for you interest. Please allow four to six years for processing.  You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases.

You can check more dating tips here.

  • claire

    really cute.. if only this will be applied in real life. dating should actually be taken to this level because it is one of the critical points in one's life. 🙂 cute blog. more power guys. 🙂

  • Kaye Mongado

    How cute! 🙂

  • Karla Borgonia

    this is funny..I hope I can use this now, but 4-6 years is not applicable to me

  • kath

    weee.. ka cute ..

  • Shinji Manlangit

    Very helpful po!

  • mylene

    hi!

  • Dann Barcelona

    I love it!!!!

  • arianne

    so nice,. looks cute but so true,. i believe that this will be a really helpful tool for people that has no experiences or ideas in dating yet, like me,. =)

    evrytym, i visit ds website, i'm really really being blessed and reminded about many things,. God bless this ministry more,. happy new year,.

    keep it up,. u'r being a geat help to change ds world in obedience to Him,. =)

  • Lablijoy

    cool!

  • reciprocity

    ohh..
    very unnatural..
    for me just let things go with the flow.
    (^_^)\,,/

  • Glory Jean

    ....it'z nice... very interesting hehe

  • Gildolf

    wow astig, pero panu kung ung gusto kong kadate, ayaw magdate haha...

  • Krishna

    This is scary. HAHAHA. 😀 But then again...

  • ernie

    omg so ganda and interesting

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